*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Ok great it’s summer but what the fuck am I supposed to do now: an autobiography
not texting back is only okay when i do it
what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
I have officially arrived. And I am already at the pool. This is the life.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
i dont give a fuck, except when it comes to cute boys, i give a fuck about cute boys. i want to fuck cute boys.