in the land of Gods and Monsters, I was angel

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

garfielcl:

Ok great it’s summer but what the fuck am I supposed to do now: an autobiography

not texting back is only okay when i do it

(Source: sharonosbourne)

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

(Source: northbound)

I have officially arrived. And I am already at the pool. This is the life.

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

(Source: spacecamps)

greekgogurt:

please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

amoying:

i dont give a fuck, except when it comes to cute boys, i give a fuck about cute boys. i want to fuck cute boys.